Friday, March 18, 2016

Preview: The Imperial March - March 19, 2016

I enjoy so many aspects of the ridiculous dedication we have to 12-Way Duels, but few things tickle me more than the titles of our monthly Duels.  "The Imperial March" is probably my favorite!

HISTORY: It was last year at this time that Grant secured one of the most dramatic victories in Duels history.  With only three cards in Grant's hand, Ian used Dooku's drain powers to dump two of them.  The last remaining card? BOWCASTER!  Which Grant used to win!!!

LINEUP:  A more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

Alex!  That's right, the first multi-Duel winner is back in action as his graduation date looms...

Chris!  Word on the street is he's been hosting underground games to prepare for victory...

Curtis!  Did you know Curtis is ALWAYS the first to respond to the invitation to play...?

Elijah!  His sporadic appearances in our Duel games keeps you guessing...

Grant!  I no longer believe it's possible for Grant to finish below fifth place...

JD!  Let's hope the Martin Monk picks cards better than NCAA Tourney winners...

Jonathan!  Another Dueling noob is making his first appearance in his home court of North Village...

Matt!  Matt played in the singles tournament last summer and now makes his 12-Way debut...

Nathan!  His wounds are licked from the New Hope Duel and he's ready for revenge...

Rob!  A long trip to the other side of the galaxy (Indianapolis) nearly caused him to forget to get this Duel on the books...

Stevie!  The lone wolf seeks to keep his cool and go deeper into the game than his last match...

Tommy!  Let's all hope he remembers to show up this time...

One of these twelve Duelers will win this year's IMPERIAL MARCH.  Which one will it be???  Let's ask...

JAR JAR AND OBI-WAN PREDICT THE WINNER:

"Happeez Saint Patty Dayz!
Meesa think da Dooku be winnin'!"
Way to dress for the season.  Erin Go Bragh, Jar Jar.  Obi-Wan, how about you?

"You stole my famous cantina line when introducing the Dueler lineup.
Not cool."
My bad, Obi-Wan.  My bad. So...you have a prediction or not?

"I have the high ground, the Duelers should pick me.
I will win the Imperial March."
You're nothing if not consistent, Obi-Wan.

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