Trash Compactor
This month, for the first time in league history, we had to postpone a Duel date due to lack of available Duelers!!! Fortunately, we had no problem filling the makeup date...you made me nervous, people!
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| Oodles of Odles at the table... |
If you're familiar with the Trash Compactor board, you know it's a tense affair as folks try to avoid being smashed by the closing walls. And when you add in the nonstop playing of "Duel of the Fates" for the whole night...let's just say we're glad there's 24 hour mental healthcare available to staff and students!
The early story of the game was the targeting of minor characters on the board. These valuable shooters are pivotal for each side. In one of the funniest moments in recent memory, Jonah's Rey played Jedi Mind Control on James' Greedo...forcing him to use Desperate Shot against his own Boba! Greedo was instantly destroyed!!! Nayshaun's Chewbacca found himself a target too, which is a bit unusual in league play as folks usually just go after Han directly. But with just two points of health left, it would be the dianoga that pulled the wookie under water to his death! BRUTAL. Han didn't last much longer after that, with Caleb's Beckett using a Trust No One shot from across the board. Poor Nayshaun!
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| Jonah doing Greedo dirty! |
The rest of the night was a definite grind. About two hours in we finally saw our next elimination. Caleb's Beckett got caught too far forward and Jonah/Rey and Riley B./Yoda teamed up to take him down. Rey got the kill shot and somewhere in the universe Ian was smiling about it...
You gotta hand it to Riley B., he's always going to play aggressively. His Yoda was causing chaos throughout the night but he got caught low carded on defense. After some dekes, he could no longer withstand the dark side peppering. Grant's Droideka rollied Yoda off the board in tenth.
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| Duel of the Fates is a fire song... |
Yoda falling definitely shifted the tide against the light side. Though Sam's Kit Fisto had Pushed Rob's General Grievous With A Smile, Rob was able to Spider Crawl to safety, thanks in part to a friendly Flamethrower assist from Eric's Jango. Not long after Kit Fisto was surrounded, and Curtis' Vader laid a five point attack to off Sam in ninth.
Miles, just a high school freshman, was piloting K-2SO but tried to flip a little too late to the dark side. Rob's Grievous landed a couple of attacks but Miles took no damage, showing how formidable K-2 can be. But he couldn't hold out forever, and Grant's last remaining Droideka, with just a point of health, decommissioned his clanker cousin in eighth place.
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| Grant and Jonah accepting their fate. |
This brought up a crucial moment, as the next kill would once again close the walls another row. Mark, who was quite covert all night with Jyn and Cassian, marched Mr. Andor next to Grant's Droideka and played Spy Contact, killing Grant and closing the walls! But poor Rey/Jonah were on the back line!!! Jonah had just used Rise of Skywalker and ran away from his attempted kill box, only to be smashed by the Trash Compactor in sixth. ROUGH!
There were only five Duelers left at this point, and Curtis/Vader, Eric/Jango, Mark/Jyn, and James/Boba, all felt character inferiority to Rob's Grievous, so the General was the next target. Rob tried to sweettalk his way out of it, but a desperate Curtis used Wrath to send General Grievous packing.
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| Final four plotting and scheming. |
The three remaining shooters wanted nothing to do with Curtis' Vader. Mark pulled off a real nifty move, switching his main character to Cassian and then using Jyn's Jailbreak to push James into a corner, off the final four squares that would ensure safety on the next wall closure. James managed to Rocket Retreat back to the main four squares, and then used a Thermal Detnoator to hit a few characters, including Vader's final health points. Darth Curtis was out in fourth.
The walls closed, and Mark's Cassian found himself standing between James' Boba Fett and Eric's Jango. James and Mark traded blows, but they finally decided it wasn't fair that Eric's Jango was missing out on the action. James moved to the middle to try and take on his father Jango, but he got hit a couple of times by the dianoga. With just two points of health left, Eric hit him with the Wrist Cable! James was out in third, but he had a heck of a Duel, especially with how it started with Greedo at the start of the game.
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| Guaranteed new winner! |
And then there were two! And they were both Brooks Colleges staff! Check out BroCo!! And neither had won a Duel before, making it extra exciting. It looked like Jango would have the edge, but Mark was pulling his Cassian cards at the right time and the dianoga clipped Eric a couple of times too. After a few rounds...Cassian came out on top!!! Congrats to Mark on his first win!!! This also marks the first time in league history a minor character switched to a major and won. Crazy!
Eric deserves a huge shoutout too. He protected the dark side all night and landed his second 2nd place finish in a row. Nice!
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| He has friends everywhere. |
The final order of finish:
12. Nayshaun/Han
11. Caleb O./Beckett
10. Riley B./Yoda
9. Sam/Kit Fisto
8. Miles O./K-2SO
7. Grant/Droidekas
6. Jonah/Rey
5. Rob/Grievous
4. Curtis/Vader
3. James/Boba
2. Eric/Jango
1. Mark/Jyn Cassian
Nothing is quite as relaxing as pushing "stop" on an iphone that's been bumping "Duel of the Fates" for four hours! Congrats again to Mark - well done!
The final Duel of the school year is May the 4th Be With You - we'll try to schedule that the weekend before, stay tuned for details.
Also! We're going to do a movie premiere Duel for The Mandalorian and Grogu, so info coming on that as well.
As always...PEW PEW!



















































