Twin Sun Slam - June 28, 2026

Death Star

After a family medical emergency forced the original Twin Sun Slam to be postponed until later in June, the rescheduled doubleheader shrank down to a single game...but it was glorious!  We had a hall of famer come back to battle, three new padawans debut, and a first time winner!  On to the recap!!!

They're smiling because they see the Yoda Soda behind the camera.

The Death Star map was chosen for the Twin Sun Slam, and that's a tricky one because it's a different layout each time we play.  Curtis was convinced Mace Windu had the worst starting spot, so naturally that's who he randomly picked to play with.  He tried to defect to the dark side alleyway immediately, but Rob/Saw Gerrera and Sam/Indara weren't having it.  They started picking off his Clone Troopers and dealing him damage for the betrayal.  Hall of Famer Kaleb (maybe playing his last ever 12-way Duel???) used his Fennec I Don't Miss to off Curtis in last...and Curtis was grumpy.

That didn't help the light side too much because they were still down in numbers to the dark.  Sam's Indara is a naturally defensive character, but he had a weird starting hand and lost Torbin almost immediately.  That made him the focal point of the dark side offensive, and Riley/Vader used a Throw Debris to bump him off in eleventh.  He drove down from Dallas for that!

Who has two thumbs and a Wookie minor character?  That guy!

One of the exciting aspects of this game was having Michele join us.  Not only did she bring delicious wookie cookies, she's also the first faculty in residence to Duel!  She did a great job with Han and Chewie, but as folks who've played know, they aren't the best combo to have in the middle of the board when one of your alliance partners flipped.  She fought valiantly but fellow newbie Jeremy/Aurra Sing used an 8-point Czerka Rifle Shot to freeze her in tenth!

Things were pretty desperate at that point for the light side, and not just because Rob was playing Saw Gerrera with his daughter's asthma mask on.  HOFer Kaleb was doing all he could to reek havoc, but his Fennec could only play so many Body Mods to survive.  In an absolutely cruel way to die, Ian/Grand Inquisitor played Interrogation, which requires you to discard two cards or subtract two health points.  Kaleb only had one card...so he had to subtract two health points and died!  Kaleb is moving to Virginia soon, which is going to make it much harder for him to sub in from time to time.  We love you Kaleb!!

Oh, it's beautiful!

The remaining light side was just about obliterated when the inevitable dark side infighting started!  Jeremy/Aurra and James/Krennic had been stuck in a side alley all game.  So Jeremy, in his first Duel, decided to go big and start shooting Caleb's Emperor!  It looked like James was going to join him, but Caleb retaliated by playing You Will Die on Jeremy!  That definitely changed James' mind, and he used Hero of the Empire to off a defenseless Jeremy.  It was a bold move, Jeremy, we loved the intention!

It looked like James was in good position to go very deep, but when he turned his attacks on Zach's Aayla Secura, she used a defense card to flip across open terrain and land next to Krennic!  She used a few Form IIIs (do not count as an action) and a ten-point attack to knock James from full health to near death!  Riley/Vader didn't waste any time and played the mop-up man, eliminating James in seventh.  It was a stunning turn of events for sure.

Lies!  Deception!!!

Did we mention Rob kept quoting Saw Gerrera all game and fake-huffing Rhydo with his daughter's mask?  Because he definitely did.  He and Zach were the last two light side standing, and the dark side was a bit agitated they hadn't stopped Rob's wheezing yet.  But the dark side reunited and concentrated their attacks on Zach's Aayla first.  He fought valiantly, but there was no stopping them, especially when Miles' Darth Maul ran in.  Zach finished sixth in his first Duel.  Well done, Zach!

Meanwhile, Ian's Grand Inquisitor moved to the back row to confront Rob/Saw Gerrera.  Saw was banged up, just like the character, and desperately pled his case to Ian that he and Riley/Vader needed him to take down brothers Caleb/Emperor and Miles/Maul.  Ian just wasn't having it, though, and spent a LOT of cards trying to take down Saw.  It eventually worked, and the table was relieved that the Saw impersonation was finally dead.

These two are always teaming up...

Just as Rob had tried to warn Ian, the brothers joined together and got to work on Riley's Vader.  It didn't take long before Miles' Darth Maul whittled her down and out in fourth.  The last time Riley played with Vader she won the 2025 Championship, and then she finished fourth.  She does well with her favorite character!

Ian tried to convince Miles/Maul that he needed his Grand Inquisitor to help take down big brother Caleb's Emperor Palpatine.  But Miles stayed loyal to Caleb and that went in on the Grand Inquisitor.  Miles used an Athletic Surge and Ian, playing his first Duel since becoming a father, was out in third.  Way to go, baby-daddy!  (That was weird...)

Cain vs. Abel

With Caleb and Miles in the final two, their father Curtis was suddenly in a much better mood!  This also meant the league would see its 45th unique Dueler win a game.  It looked like Caleb/Emperor had the early advantage, but Miles fought tough, even after enduring a You Will Die.  He had nerves of steel as he refused to runaway on his last points of health.  He drew an Athletic Surge...that Caleb couldn't defend!!!  Miles won with Maul!!!!  What a dramatic finish!  Caleb gave his little brother a big hug and Curtis said he would be happy to finish 12th each time if one of his sons won.  (I may have made that last part up).  The soon-to-be high school sophomore won in just his fourth career Duel, and it also marked the third family in league history to have a parent-child combo winners.  

We should also point out Darth Maul moves back into a tie with Darth Vader for most career character victories at 18 apiece.  That's quite a number!  

Congrats, Miles!

That's the last 12-way Duel until we kick off season 13 at CL Training in August.  BUT - we still have the singles tournament on July 26 coming up!  We'll need 32 Duelers to make that happen and, in a league first, we're using all the new league characters alongside the original 12!!!  Pay attention to your email and the insta page for that sign-up, it's coming soon!

Thanks everyone for 12 great years of Dueling - and here's to 12 more!!  PEW PEW!

Final order of finish:

12.  Curtis/Mace

11.  Sam/Indara

10.  Michele/Han

9.  Kaleb/Fennec

8.  Jeremy/Aurra

7.  James/Krennic

6.  Zach/Aayla

5.  Rob/Saw

4.  Riley/Vader

3.  Ian/Inquisitor

2.  Caleb/Emperor

1.  Miles/Maul

May the 4th Be With You - May 1, 2026

Ewok Village

It is official.  We've now logged TWELVES years of play for our TWELVE-WAY Duel League.  What an incredible journey!!!  202 unique Duelers have sat at the round table over the years, and 182 games have been played.  It's absolutely bonkers.  To all who have contributed to the madness over the last dozen trips around the sun...THANK YOU!  PEW PEW!!!

May the 4th Be With You!

This Duel was all kinds of kooky.  Riley was playing her last Duel as a minor - she turns 18 next week! But she managed to log 72 Duels before reaching legal voting age.  David C. joined us for the first time in...over ten years!!!  His last match was the Valentines Duel back in 2016!  

But the craziest character at the table was newbie Chris, a senior from Brooks who had played in the BRC games but never a 12-way.  He had Migs and Q9-0 in the back corner of the dark side of Ewok village...and started shooting Riley/Beckett!  All kinds of chaos erupted after that, and Chris was running his mouth and cracking jokes the whole time.  Meanwhile, David C./K-2SO defected from the light side and high-tailed it across the big bridge.  It was a lot to process!

Mark serving Sic 'Ems to everybody at the table.

Chris' shenanigans couldn't be tolerated, so the dark side enveloped him and Jonah's KX Security Droid cruelly ended his night in last place by playing Hang.  Ouch!  But Jonah found himself in trouble when the light side concentrated shots across the bridge to his spot near the Ewok hut, including some pestering attacks from Rob's/Obi's maniacal Clone Trooper (bloody clankers!).  It would be Junior, though, playing his first game as a professional who would do the most damage to poor Jonah.  His Luthen emptied his own hand with Sacrifice Everything and Kleya made the eventual kill shot.  Jonah was out in eleventh, but shout out to him for being our super-sub this semester, we're calling him back up to the active roster in the fall!

The main bridge saw a big standoff between the Jedi of the light side (Curtis/Yoda, Rob/Obi, Kat/Ki-Adi) and the rest of the dark side alliance.  David M., playing the Clone Commandos, couldn't find his footing or choose a side.  When he declined to detonate his well-placed Magnetic Thermal Detonator, the Jedi had enough and David M. was out in tenth, with the last Clone falling to Obi-Wan's Jedi Attack.

A CL class padawan's first Dueling action...

Hans, playing Darth Vader, was also making his debut at May the 4th.  He'll be a CL next year, but he was bent on taking down his CL class instructor, Rob!  He did manage to Choke one of the Clones, but Obi's Force Control moved Hans into his first kill box.  Is there anything quite as cute as a Dueler stuck in their first kill box??  Give Hans credit, he wrecked some shop during the game, but Curtis' Yoda struck him down in ninth.  Play with us again in the fall, Hans!

The Jedi somehow managed to hold the bridge, but the dark side finally got wise and concentrated all of their attacks on a specific character.  Unfortunately for Curtis, they chose his Yoda.  His own son Miles, playing Reva, managed to knock his old man down to his last couple of health points.  David C. used the card effects of K-2SO's Clear A Path to auto-damage Curtis into the night.  It was eighth place for Yoda.

David using his "readers".

Things were still very much up in the air with multiple characters carrying damage.  But Mark/Dryden decided to flip sides and join Luthen and the Jedi!  That was back-breaking for the dark side alliance, none more so than Miles.  Miles passed on the chance to flip a round or two earlier, and despite a couple of expert uses of In The Gutter, Rob's Obi-Wan used a 5 point attack to finally eliminate the Third Sister.  Congrats to Miles, though, who has been promoted to the amateur rankings!

With six Duelers to go, it looked like Riley/Beckett and David C./K-2SO would be the next two to go, but those two were still feeling sour about Mark's flip, and Rob and Kat thought they saw Mark trying to organize the shooters against Obi-Wan and Ki-Adi-Mundi, so Dryden became the new target!  There were too many corners to defend so Mark was out.  Sic 'Em Sixth Place.

The Tiny Titan all growns-up.

It was deep into the night at this point, and that's never a good sign for sleepy Riley.  Give her credit, she was the first person attacked in the game, and here she was still in the top five.  But she and David parted ways, and the light side alliance used that rift to isolate her.  Junior's Kleya got another kill shot and Riley was done in fifth.  Give it up for Rob's first born - 70+ Duels, 3 wins (including the 2025 Championship!), and all before she turned 18.  Next year she'll be a college student Dueler...where did the time go?!?!?!

Speaking of the passage of time...David C., with ten years of rust to shake off, was still in the game!!!  He was the first defector and had a heck of a night, even if he spent too much time at the Pizza Hut.  But the octave-raising Kat used her Binary Brain to strike down the program director in fourth.  The early word on the street is that David won't wait ten years again to play his next Duel!

Just Jedi doing Jedi things.

And then there were three!  Junior/Luthen, Kat/Ki-Adi, and Rob/Obi.  Poor Junior's Luthn had been stuck on his final two health points for hours, thanks in large part to Riley's Double Blasters.  And he was bummed to discover the Jedi were going to stick together against the slippery founder of the rebel alliance.  But Junior indirectly determined the outcome of the game when he focused most of his final shots on Rob's Obi-Wan.  Rob got a little revenge by knocking him out with a Force Control.  But Junior turned pro and had his strongest performance to date in the league.  Well done, sir!

Rob knew he had his work cut out from him, because Junior/Luthen had roughed him up and Kat had wisely healed up over the past hour (and had Griffin make an In 'n' Out run).  It took a few rounds, but Kat navigated multiple Force Balances throughout the night and emerged victorious against Rob - congrats Kat!!!  She becomes the first female Dueler to win four games in the league - and did so after taking a year off from her last Duel!!!  This also marks Ki-Adi-Mundi's first career win!  He's quickly proving to be a formidable presence on the Dueling board.

New office decor!

The final order of finish:

12.  Chris/Migs & Q9-0

11.  Jonah/KX Security Droid

10.  David M./Clone Commandos

9.  Hans/Darth Vader

8.  Curtis/Yoda

7.  Miles/Reva

6.  Mark/Dryden

5.  Riley/Beckett

4.  David C./K-2SO

3.  Junior/Luthen

2.  Rob/Obi-Wan

1.  Kat/Ki-Adi-Mundi

In all seriousness, for those members of the league graduating and/or moving on from the department, please know how much you are loved and appreciated and that you made such a positive impact in our little Dueling universe.  May the Force be with you.  Always!

And stay tuned - Rob will try and organize a movie Duel for the new Mando & Grogu movie.  It looks like Dueling the afternoon of May 23rd and then headed to the movies for an evening showing could be the plan.  He'll email more info on that soon!

Preview: May the 4th Be With You - May 1, 2026

Alas...here we are at the end of our TWELFTH season of the 12-way Duel League.  TWELVE YEARS!!!  I've got to be honest, I'm getting emotional about this one!  Some of us playing at this year's May the 4th Be With You Duel played at the first one...in 2015!  And some of you were 8 years old when that happened.  We've come a long way.  It's been a lot of parsecs on the ol' navicomputer, man.

Enough of the mushy stuff, though!  We've got a Duel to preview!

HISTORY OF THE MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU DUEL:

2025 - Grant won with Bo-Katan Kryze in the Rancor Dungeon

2024 - Ian won with Orson Krennic on Arvala-7

2023 - JD M. won with Orson Krennic in the Narkina 5 Imperial Prison

2022 - Rob won with Kylo Ren on the Conveyex Train

2021 - Kaleb won with Jango Fett in the Trash Compactor

2020 - Ryan won with Han Solo on the Kamino Platform

2019 - Riley won with Emperor Palpatine in the Emperor's Throne Room

2018 - Rob won with Mace Windu in the Emperor's Throne Room

2017 - JD N. won with Yoda in the Emperor's Throne Room

2016 - Chris K . won with Jango Fett in the Emperor's Throne Room

2015 - Rob won with Jango Fett in the Carbon Freezing Chamber

MEET THE DULERS:

CJ - you know Rob picked a bad date for a Duel (sorry Teal formal folks) when he has to bribe his third born with a Boba Fett Tea to be the 12th Dueler.

Curtis - after missing the first two Duels of 2026, Curtis has finished in first and fourth place these past two months.  Not bad!

David M. - after the May the 4th Duel, David will be one Duel away from turning professional!  Could he add the second trophy of the year to Brooks?

Grant - Grant had a rough go of it in the trash compactor last month, finishing in seventh with the Droidekas.  But he is defending his trophy at May the 4th!

Hans - new Dueler alert!!!  Incoming CL Hans still has a week to go in the CL class, but he's getting his Dueling career started early.  Welcome to the show, Hans!

Jonah - our super-sub has done well in the 25-26 season, but his sixth place finish last month felt a little flat.  HA!  Get it?!?!  Because he got crushed by the trash compactor walls!!!

Junior - new professional alert!!!  May the 4th marks Junior's sixth Duel - he's going pro!  He hopes to do better than his tenth place finish at the Imperial March.

Kat - while the mice are about to move away, the Kat will play!  Longtime veteran Kat is back in action for the first time since last year's May the 4th!

Mark - nobody enjoyed Duel of the Fates last month more than Mark, he won his first career Duel!  Even more exciting, he did it with Cassian Andor!!!

Miles - Curtis' fourth born will be the second youngest at the table but eager to improve upon his 8th place finish with K-2SO last month.

Rob - the scoundrel Rob has won May the 4th three times over the years...could he make it win number four this weekend?  Or will he be too busy crying...

Riley - ...because this Duel marks Riley's last game as a minor!!!  May the 4th will move her into sixth place on the all-time games played list (72), all before turning 18 (which she does next week).  The tiny titan of terror, who won her first career Duel at May the 4th back in 2019, was just ten years and 364 days old at the time!  I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING!

MEET THE CHARACTERS:

These are the 12 decks being used in Ewok Village on Friday!

We're throwing down at 7PM in the North Village Fine Arts Studio on Friday!  PEW PEW!

Duel of the Fates - April 17, 2026

Trash Compactor

This month, for the first time in league history, we had to postpone a Duel date due to lack of available Duelers!!!  Fortunately, we had no problem filling the makeup date...you made me nervous, people!

Oodles of Odles at the table...

If you're familiar with the Trash Compactor board, you know it's a tense affair as folks try to avoid being smashed by the closing walls.  And when you add in the nonstop playing of "Duel of the Fates" for the whole night...let's just say we're glad there's 24 hour mental healthcare available to staff and students!

The early story of the game was the targeting of minor characters on the board.  These valuable shooters are pivotal for each side.  In one of the funniest moments in recent memory, Jonah's Rey played Jedi Mind Control on James' Greedo...forcing him to use Desperate Shot against his own Boba!  Greedo was instantly destroyed!!!  Nayshaun's Chewbacca found himself a target too, which is a bit unusual in league play as folks usually just go after Han directly.  But with just two points of health left, it would be the dianoga that pulled the wookie under water to his death!  BRUTAL.  Han didn't last much longer after that, with Caleb's Beckett using a Trust No One shot from across the board.  Poor Nayshaun!

Jonah doing Greedo dirty!

The rest of the night was a definite grind.  About two hours in we finally saw our next elimination.  Caleb's Beckett got caught too far forward and Jonah/Rey and Riley B./Yoda teamed up to take him down.  Rey got the kill shot and somewhere in the universe Ian was smiling about it...

You gotta hand it to Riley B., he's always going to play aggressively.  His Yoda was causing chaos throughout the night but he got caught low carded on defense.  After some dekes, he could no longer withstand the dark side peppering.  Grant's Droideka rollied Yoda off the board in tenth.

Duel of the Fates is a fire song...

Yoda falling definitely shifted the tide against the light side.  Though Sam's Kit Fisto had Pushed Rob's General Grievous With A Smile, Rob was able to Spider Crawl to safety, thanks in part to a friendly Flamethrower assist from Eric's Jango.  Not long after Kit Fisto was surrounded, and Curtis' Vader laid a five point attack to off Sam in ninth.

Miles, just a high school freshman, was piloting K-2SO but tried to flip a little too late to the dark side.  Rob's Grievous landed a couple of attacks but Miles took no damage, showing how formidable K-2 can be.  But he couldn't hold out forever, and Grant's last remaining Droideka, with just a point of health, decommissioned his clanker cousin in eighth place.  

Grant and Jonah accepting their fate.

This brought up a crucial moment, as the next kill would once again close the walls another row.  Mark, who was quite covert all night with Jyn and Cassian, marched Mr. Andor next to Grant's Droideka and played Spy Contact, killing Grant and closing the walls!  But poor Rey/Jonah were on the back line!!!  Jonah had just used Rise of Skywalker and ran away from his attempted kill box, only to be smashed by the Trash Compactor in sixth.  ROUGH!

There were only five Duelers left at this point, and Curtis/Vader, Eric/Jango, Mark/Jyn, and James/Boba, all felt character inferiority to Rob's Grievous, so the General was the next target.  Rob tried to sweettalk his way out of it, but a desperate Curtis used Wrath to send General Grievous packing.

Final four plotting and scheming.

The three remaining shooters wanted nothing to do with Curtis' Vader.  Mark pulled off a real nifty move, switching his main character to Cassian and then using Jyn's Jailbreak to push James into a corner, off the final four squares that would ensure safety on the next wall closure.  James managed to Rocket Retreat back to the main four squares, and then used a Thermal Detnoator to hit a few characters, including Vader's final health points.  Darth Curtis was out in fourth.

The walls closed, and Mark's Cassian found himself standing between James' Boba Fett and Eric's Jango.  James and Mark traded blows, but they finally decided it wasn't fair that Eric's Jango was missing out on the action.  James moved to the middle to try and take on his father Jango, but he got hit a couple of times by the dianoga.  With just two points of health left, Eric hit him with the Wrist Cable!  James was out in third, but he had a heck of a Duel, especially with how it started with Greedo at the start of the game.

Guaranteed new winner!

And then there were two!  And they were both Brooks Colleges staff!  Check out BroCo!!  And neither had won a Duel before, making it extra exciting.  It looked like Jango would have the edge, but Mark was pulling his Cassian cards at the right time and the dianoga clipped Eric a couple of times too.  After a few rounds...Cassian came out on top!!!  Congrats to Mark on his first win!!!  This also marks the first time in league history a minor character switched to a major and won.  Crazy!

Eric deserves a huge shoutout too.  He protected the dark side all night and landed his second 2nd place finish in a row.  Nice!

He has friends everywhere.

The final order of finish:

12.  Nayshaun/Han

11.  Caleb O./Beckett

10.  Riley B./Yoda

9.  Sam/Kit Fisto

8.  Miles O./K-2SO

7.  Grant/Droidekas

6.  Jonah/Rey

5.  Rob/Grievous

4.  Curtis/Vader

3.  James/Boba

2.  Eric/Jango

1.  Mark/Jyn Cassian

Nothing is quite as relaxing as pushing "stop" on an iphone that's been bumping "Duel of the Fates" for four hours!  Congrats again to Mark - well done!  

The final Duel of the school year is May the 4th Be With You - we'll try to schedule that the weekend before, stay tuned for details.

Also!  We're going to do a movie premiere Duel for The Mandalorian and Grogu, so info coming on that as well.

As always...PEW PEW!
 

Preview: Duel of the Fates - April 17, 2026

Fellow Duelers...you had me worried!  For the first time in 12 years, we actually had to postpone a Duel because we didn't have enough tributes volunteer for duty!!!  I guess the Friday after Easter was a bad move - I'll remember that for next year!

But fear not - we're back at it this Friday with twelve excited Duelers, ready to listen to the song "Duel of the Fates" on repeat until only one Dueler is left standing!  That level of mental torture is exquisite, though likely short-lived as we're playing the Trash Compactor board, a notoriously shorter Duel environment thanks to the walls that keep closing in throughout the game, crushing characters to death, not to mention the hungry dianoga randomly pulling combatants under water.

HISTORY OF DUEL OF THE FATES:

2025 - Ian won with Darth Maul on the Kamino Platform

2024 - Grant D. won with Kylo Ren in Ewok Village

2023 - Rob won with Boba Fett in the Geonosis Arena

2022 - Grant H. won with Cad Bane on Arvala-7

2021 - Curtis won with Darth Maul in Ewok Village

2020 - Alex C. won with Darth Maul in the Geonosis Arena

2019 - Kaleb won with Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Emperor's Throne Room

2018 - Ian won with Count Dooku in the Emperor's Throne Room

2017 - Kaleb won with Darth Vader in the Geonosis Arena

2016 - Alex R. won with Count Dooku in the Carbon Freezing Chamber

2015 - Curtis won with Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Emperor's Throne Room 

MEET THE DUELERS:

Curtis - nobody is riding higher than Curtis, who won last month's Imperial March with the psycho clanker IG-88!

Eric - folks tend to be disappointed when they draw a double-minor character deck, but Eric doesn't let that slow him down.  He nearly won the Imperial March, finishing in second place with the pyscho clanker Q9-0!  (Our league might have a psycho clanker problem...)

Grant - his last three Duels have been second place, third place, and second place.  That last one was with the Wampa during the A New Hope Duel.

James - James will kindly avoid playing Sith Apprentice Anakin again anytime soon.  He's the only Dueler to use that character, but has finished in ninth place both times.

Jonah - our super-sub is back at the table.  He had a nice run at last month's Imperial March, finishing in fifth place with Jod Na Nawood.

Mark - Mark is currently the sixth ranked Dueler in the league with a perfect 6 average finish.  He wouldn't mind busting that symmetry up with a top five (or better!) finish at Duel of the Fates.

Miles - it's been a few years since Miles debuted with his one and only career 12-way, but the plucky high schooler is a singles tournament veteran and league fanboy.

Nayshaun - the recently-turned professional has three top five finishes in his last four duels, including a near victory at the Valentine's Duel, where he finished in third with the Grand Inquisitor.

Riley B. - the retired professional might be seeking vengeance after we destroyed half of his 3D printed figures at the singles tournament test Duel last month.  We're still so sorry Riley!!!

Riley E. - Baylor Bound and ready to Duel.  Riley is hoping to rebound after a disappointing 11th place finish with Plo Koon last month on the Conveyex Train.

Rob - this is pretty gross, but Rob has seven top-three finishes in his last eight Duels.  He got close to winning last month's Imperial March before landing in third place with Beckett.

Sam - you can take the Dueler out of Waco, but not the willingness to drive back to Waco out of the Dueler!  Thanks again to Sam, who is helping us reach quorum Friday night!

MEET THE CHARACTERS:

Here are the characters doing battle in the claustrophobic Trash Compactor...

Egad!  Those are some bigtime characters throwing down.  Friday - 7PM - NV Fine Arts Studio is when and where it's happening.  Swing on by and watch!  We'll be in the room bumping Duel of the Fates on blast all night...

PEW PEW!