Showing posts with label Supreme Leader Snoke Wins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Supreme Leader Snoke Wins. Show all posts

Friday, August 11, 2023

CL Training Duel - August 7, 2023

 


Emperor's Throne Room (via Mustafar)

I can't believe this is true, but we're off and running with our TENTH season of 12-Way Duels!!!  How in the world did we get to ten years of Dueling???

One thing is for sure, to keep the league alive for ten seasons, you need new recruits!  CL Training has historically been the introductory Duel for many folks who went on to become Hall of Fame Duelers.  So it was especially exciting when this year's CL Training Duel featured eight folks playing a 12-way Duel for the very first time, with only three Duelers who ranked as professionals, and only two who had ever won a Duel before!   

Look at these padawans!

Once Rob had explained the rules, the Duelers had drawn characters, and everyone had shuffled their cards, we were off!  Cole got excited early when his Jyn Erso started taking on Austin's Armorer.  Rob/Luke Skywalker and Elliot/Fennec Shand tried to calm their light side alliance down, explaining to the newer Duelers that if we started infighting the dark side opponents on the other end of the board would find us easy targets.

Cooler heads started to prevail, and the light side, made up of almost entirely shooting characters, concentrated their fire power on the dark side of the board.  Even Jackson's Ewok, Wicket, got into the action when he threw Whirling Rocks at Atticus' Darth Vader for four points of damage!  The dark side, however, were worried about the two Wookies on the board.  The first significant loss of the game came when Elliot's minor character, Black Krrsantan,  got eliminated before he could even use Cannon Blast.

That was a big blow for the light side, but several dark side characters got caught taking major damage when they advanced forward to attack the light.  That included Michael's Moff Gideon.  When he retreated, he blocked an escape lane for his alliance mate Alex/General Grievous.  With nowhere to escape the light side shooters took advantage and Elliot's Fennec Shand eliminated Alex in 12th!  If you're new to Star Wars Epic Duels, you might be amused to learn whoever finishes last gets the "Golden Jar Jar" trophy until the next game.  Here is Alex humbly accepting it:


The light side was feeling pretty good that they suddenly had a numbers advantage against the dark, but that's a dangerous feeling because dark side Duelers are always so tricky!  Riley B.'s Orson Krennec looked like he was exposed and would be the next Dueler dying, but he managed to pull his guards in front of his main character with a special defense card and then he played Peace and Security, which forces all opponents to discard their hand and draw four new cards.  That devastated Rob's Luke Skywalker, who had just advanced with a fist full of attacks.  The dark side sensed his vulnerability and, before too long, poor Rob was out in eleventh after a Wrath from Atticus' Darth Vader.

The remaining Duelers hunker down...

Despite Jordann's Beckett and Michael's Moff Gideon being forced to hide on the back row due to severe injuries, the dark side still managed to turn the tide of the game.  Austin's Armorer became the next focal point of attack, and after a couple of misplays he found himself cardless when Isaiah's Supreme Leader Snoke moved in with a 5-point attack to off Austin in tenth place.

Atticus, who had been fixated on killing Jackson's Ewok after those rocks to the helmet, got caught moving too far forward in his lust for revenge.  That's when Rafael's Chewbacca unloaded a Bowcaster on Vader!  Atticus learned the hard way it's not wise to mess with a Wookie!  He was done in ninth place.

At this point it should be noted Michael had done an outstanding job at the social component of the Duel as he continually had alliance members moving their characters in front of Moff Gideon, who was still badly injured.  But Michael supported them in return by playing The Great Purge on Cole's Jyn Erso.  That let him pick three of Cole's cards to dump while at the same time adding three cards for Gideon.  It was an absolute backbreaker for Jyn, and eventually Michael's last Dark Trooper shot Cole off the board in eighth.

Rafael declares himself a free agent!

Nobody was having more fun at the table than Rafael.  After his Han/Chewey had blown a hole straight through Vader, Rafael got that Dueling blood lust!  With Riley/Krennec and Michael/Gideon whispering in his ear to start shooting his own light side alliance, Rafael suddenly declared himself an independent contractor.  What was bad news for everyone else was Rafael had the Bowcaster back in his hand.  He couldn't resist using it again on poor Jackson's Princess Leia, who couldn't withstand the 11 points of fury.  Jackson was gone in seventh.

Elliot/Fennec, who had tried to keep the light side together, was obviously cranky.  But hope emerged when a dark side Dueler made an unexpected attack!  Jordann, whose Beckett was deeply wounded by one of Jackson's defense cards, had been permitted to heal and card up behind her enemy alliance.  In that time she pulled both Double Blaster cards, which deal 3 points of damage each to anyone she can attack.  So Jordann rolled up on Michael/Moff Gideon and Riley/Krennec and put six points of damage on each of them!  That was enough to kill Michael in sixth, but don't let that middle-of-the-order finish diminish the fantastic night Michael had orchestrating his survival in the game.  Bravo!

Jordann just flipped the whole game!

Jordann assumed she was next after that betrayal, but to her surprise, it actually prompted Isaiah's Supreme Leader Snoke to go after the badly injured Riley's Krennec.  Before that could go down, however, Elliot had unfinished business with Rafael's Han Solo.  He used Fennec's I Don't Miss to zap Rafael/Han into fifth place.  

After that Riley was hard-pressed to find help against Isaiah's Snoke.  Jordann actually came to Isaiah's aid when she used a Trust No One attack on Riley, and Krennec bowed out in fourth place.  Poor Riley!  The undisputed general of the dark side was blindsided by his alliance, but it was a very strong Duel for Riley.

And then there were three!  Jordann's Beckett was still in rough shape.  Elliot's Fennec was at full health but, unbeknownst to the other two Duelers, he had ten minor character cards in his hand!  In what had to be one of the worst reshuffles in league history, Elliot had nothing that could help his Fennec despite holding 10 cards.  Isaiah realized he was going to have to eliminate both shooters all by himself, so he used two Force Lightnings on Jordann to eliminate her in third.  Well done, Jordann, what an amazing debut!

That left Isaiah/Snoke and Elliot/Fennec.  Elliot tried desperately to stay away from Snoke and his last Guard, but with so many BK cards in his hand his options were limited.  Isaiah, who had taken significant damage, managed to land the death blow and put Elliot out in second.  In just his third career Duel, Isaiah won!!!

Who knew Snoke could smile that big?

Congrats to Isaiah!  That win also marked the second victory for Supreme Leader Snoke.  Elliot was so close to his first career win - it's coming soon, Elliot!  Let's review that final order of finish:

12.  Alex A./General Grievous
11.  Rob/Luke Skywalker
10.  Austin E./The Armorer
9.  Atticus/Darth Vader
8.  Cole/Jyn Erso
7.  Jackson/Princess Leia
6.  Michael/Moff Gideon
5.  Rafael/Han Solo
4.  Riley B./Orson Krennec
3.  Jordann/Tobias Beckett
2.  Elliot/Fennec Shand
1.  Isaiah/Supreme Leader Snoke

Mark you calendars for Saturday, August 26, as that is the likely date for the Doubleheader!  That's right, we play two duels in one evening!  Rob has everyone out to his house and feeds you Star Wars snacks all night, including his galaxy famous YODA SODA.  The official invite email will come out soon.

We're off and running in season ten...PEW PEW!!!



Sunday, March 26, 2023

The Imperial March - March 25, 2003

 


Arvala-7

Let's just acknowledge something up front.  How has it taken this league NINE years to put our game boards on a lazy Susan?  We tried it for the first time at this month's Imperial March, and it was divine!!!  Thank the maker!!!  We'll be using that for now on with all of the non-electrical boards.  So smooth, so spinny, like a Mace Windu whirlwind...

"Smile if you plan to eat baby Yoda fruit snacks!"

In what may have been the first time in league history, the game started with almost all 12 Duelers drawing up to their maximum of ten cards in their hands.  It would be Kaleb, drawing last, who got things started by having his Han Solo attack Riley's Royal Guard after swearing they were good.  Kaleb initiated that shot because he thought that was the direction the rest of his light side alliance was taking.  Things when completely off the rails when Julia's Finn and Kevin's green (Yoda) Clone Troopers instead attacked Jocelyn's Obi-Wan Kenobi!

The light side in-fighting galvanized the dark side to stick together.  Rob's Supreme Leader Snoke played Tied To A String on Grant H.'s Mace Windu, pulling him into a dark side kill box.  Meanwhile, Jocelyn's Obi and Rylie's Mandalorian decided to hit back at Rey and Yoda!  The first to fall was poor Julia, as her Rey had very little defense in her hand.  Despite the last place finish, Julia did turn pro!  Congrats Julia!  It only took ten years!

Jocelyn shushing non-alliance partners was hilarious!

Jocelyn took down Julia using a Force Control, and she couldn't believe she got to rearrange the entire board as a result.  Kevin's Yoda didn't fair too well in the new configuration as he found himself in a kill box.  But it would be Grant's Mace Windu who got cut down next.  Grant never had much of a chance as Rob/Snoke, Kat/Grievous, Curtis/Maul, and Evan/Boba all took shots.  Maul's Athletic Surge was the deathblow and Grant was eliminated in eleventh.  Meanwhile, Kevin managed to put a couple of enemies in Force Lifts before Kaleb's Chewbacca, who somehow retreated with Han to the back corner of the board, used a combo Wookie Instincts and Bowcaster to obliterate Yoda/Kevin in tenth.  It burns!

We were less than an hour into the game, and three Duelers were already eliminated!  The carnage continued when the dark side got full-carded again.  Michael, whose Jango had yet to play a card against anyone else, threw out Evan's Boba as the next target.  That was good enough for Rob/Snoke and Kat/Grievous to go in on too.  Evan was loyal to his side, but his side wasn't loyal to him and the '22 Champ fell into a metaphorical Sarlacc pit in ninth place.

An alliance forming...

Things started to slow down a bit at this point.  Some highlights included Kaleb's Han Solo getting an unexpected diagonal shot on Curtis' Maul and Rylie's Mandalorian using Whistling Birds on all of Curtis and Rob's characters.  The dark side, needing a target, turned on Michael's Jango Fett, but Michael escaped to the light side with a Rocket Retreat.  Once the target looked to be moving to Jocelyn's Obi Wan, Michael came back to the dark side, being promised safe passage by his former team.  However, in a cruel bit of bad luck, Rob didn't roll an "all" to move in towards Mando and Obi.  With a loaded hand, he decided to use two Cruelest Strokes on Jango and Michael was grounded in eighth.

The most entertaining Dueler of the night was Jocelyn by far - her external processing of the death and carnage had us all laughing ("Sorry 'bout the Clones"), but there was no denying Obi-Wan was a scary character to keep around.  Rob used a Force Connection on Riley's Emperor and Jocelyn's Obi, allowing them to see each other's hands.  Riley got spooked by all of the 12 defense cards, so she played You Will Die on Jocelyn.  As Obi began to take attacks from everyone around her, Kat did something never seen before by General Grievous - she successfully used A Fine Addition, killing Obi and picking up a 7 attack card for her own hand!!!

Rising Phoenix!

Half the Duelers were eliminated, but five more needed to fall before the chaos was over.  More than a few folks were uneasy with Curtis' Darth Maul.  Riley used a couple of Force Lightnings to whittle him down.  But a fully loaded Mandalorian finally took to the sky with Rising Phoenix, where Rylie used Disintegration to off Maul in sixth!

Don't get snuff'd.

Though that move was cool, Rylie landed right back in her corner, and the rest of the board got worried about what else she had in her hand.  Rob/Snoke, Kat/Grievous, and Riley/Emperor started hitting her, but Kaleb's Han and Chewy were still loyal, and Chewbacca blasted Snoke with his second Bowcaster of the game.  That forced Rob's injured Supreme Leader to retreat.  Unfortunately for Rylie she eventually was taken out in fifth by Snoke.  It was a great game for our retired Dueler - we sure appreciated she and Kaleb joining us from Dallas!

Kaleb knew he was on an island at that point, but his fully healthy Wookie had Han well protected in the corner.  The Snoke/Grievous/Emperor trio couldn't figure out how to isolate Han until Rob used a Force Lightning on Chewbacca, sending him to the other side of the board.  Han and Kaleb were out of luck, and Kat's General Grievous landed the death blow.  Still, Kaleb can't be mad about being snuff'd in fourth place with Han Solo and a bad starting location!

Final three!

And then there were three!  Riley and Rob's characters had some damage, while Kat's General Grievous was remarkably unscathed.  Kat was hoping to defend her trophy from last year's Imperial March, but Rob and Riley knew they needed to team up to even the odds.  That's just what they did.  Grievous was soon taking damage, and his MagnaGuards were off the board.  Kat did a good job of keeping Grievous moving, and she eventually isolated Riley's Emperor.  Just as she was about to inflict further damage, Riley cut a deal!  They agreed to work together against Rob's Snoke, who had been slowly healing as he chased Kat around the board.

Rob was able to move Snoke into position to attack either Kat or Riley for an elimination.  Just as he was moving in to eliminate Grievous, Kat reminded him of the threat Emperor remained.  That's when Rob realized Riley likely had You Will Die back in her hand, so he formally partnered with Kat, his ally for most of the game, and attacked the Emperor instead.  Riley was badly injured, and Kat successfully played a SECOND A Fine Edition to kill Riley and pick up one of Emperor's attack cards!

Rob was loaded with defense cards - including two Such Spunks!, which cause damage to those who attack.  He used his last Force Lightning to pin Grievous behind Snoke.  Rob had to draw a couple of turns, but he eventually found a four point attack to end Kat's near-repeat in second place.  Kat and Riley played an incredible game, but Rob took home career win #25!  It was also Snoke's first career victory.


The final order of finish:

12.  Julia/Rey
11.  Grant H./Mace
10.  Kevin/Yoda
9.  Evan/Boba
8.  Michael/Jango
7.  Jocelyn/Obi
6.  Curtis/Maul
5.  Rylie/Mando
4.  Kaleb/Han
3.  Riley/Emperor
2.  Kat/Grievous
1.  Rob/Snoke

There's just two Duels left on the school year.  We're tentatively scheduling April's Duel, DUEL OF THE FATES, for Saturday, April 15, at 7PM.  Rob will send out more info on that next month.  And don't forget, we play the nerve-wrecking Duel of the Fates score on repeat for the entire duration of the match.  The stress is terrible and wonderful.  See you then!