Sunday, September 25, 2022

The Fall Brawl - September 24, 2022

 


Rancor Dungeon

Perhaps the most easily overlooked aspect of this year's Fall Brawl was that it marked our return to the North Village fine arts studio as our on-campus Dueling spot.  It was the first time since COVID that we had Dueled there, since it was used as a testing center the past couple of years.  No place on the face of the earth has hosted more Duels than the fine arts studio, and it was good to be back in the friendly confines!

The Baker's Dozen

We also played in the Rancor Dungeon!  This meant one Dueler would be randomly selected to play with the Rancor, and amateur Dueler Riley B. got the lucky honors!  Everyone else picked their seat and characters and we were ready to do battle.

It came as a surprise to absolutely no one who has ever Dueled with Miguel before that he couldn't resist killing a character right away to open the dungeon door to let the Rancor out.  His Boba Fett chucked a Thermal Detonator into Mace Windu (JD) and Jango Fett (Rob), instantly killing both of  Mace's clone troopers and releasing the Rancor!

Release the hound!

Riley made his presence known right away, playing Bone Crusher, which reduced everyone's actions on their next turn to one.  He next hurled one of Grievous' (Julia) MagnaGuards across the room to its death.  

Meanwhile, infighting broke out across the board.  Andrew's Cassian shot Rob's Jango with a brutal 8-point attack, severely injuring the elder Fett.  Rob responded by Rocket Retreating to the control panel spot on the board behind the Rancor.  Riley's Rancor had advanced to stand under the gate.  But instead of pushing the button to hurt the Rancor...Rob drew a card!  The board gasped with displeasure as the Rancor moved deeper into the dungeon.

The board finally quieted down a bit and committed to hunting the Rancor.  Though Riley made a valiant stand, the poor beast was no match for the unified front the rest of the Duelers presented.  Riley was done for the night on a 4-point attack from Ian's Beckett.  That won't count against Riley in the rankings, and we thank him for his service in Jabba's Palace.

Curtis explaining how weak Rey is...

Miguel wasn't done being mischievous, though.  He threw his second thermal into one side of the board again, but this time, he didn't retreat afterwards.  Rob's Jango was down to his last point of health as a result, but on his first action, drew his Missile Launch.  He chuckled evilly as he finished Miguel in last place by using it against Boba.  Miguel seemed a little too happy to be reunited with the Golden Jar Jar trophy.

Curtis (Rey) was leading a six-person alliance against the rest of the board, and called out Andrew's Jyn Erso to be the next target.  This was a bit startling as Andrew thought he was part of that group.  Curtis moved Rey in front of Jyn, seemingly trapping her, but Jyn used Jail Break, and in doing so, moved Curtis into a kill box in enemy territory!  That end of the board began attacking him, and he eventually had to use Rise of Skywalker to heal back up.  Just as it was Parker/Fennec's turn to attack him...he instead used Martial Skills to kill Rob/Jango in eleventh!  The weaker alliance was totally confused by the sudden betrayal.

Ian trying to lobby alliances with Parker.

JD's Mace had moved forward to try and eliminate Curtis, but all of a sudden Curtis was still very much alive and Mace was in easy attack range from the dominant alliance.  Poor JD got left hung out to dry, and it would be Finn who got the kill shot of Mace in tenth.

Ian/Beckett, Elliot/Snoke, Andrew/Jyn, and kind of Parker/Fennec decided to keep the pressure up against Curtis.  It proved to be too much for Curtis, who got stuck loaded with a hand full of Finn cards just as Andrew's Kyber Crystal Luck took him out of the game in eighth.  It became Jyn's last hoorah.  After the stronger alliance put Cassian in an unnecessarily large kill box, Michael's Han Solo ended Andrew's run in eighth place.

Momentum shifting...

We were down to the last seven Duelers and a smoldering Rancor corpse at this point.  Parker's Fennec was the keystone, as both sides continually sent overtures to him to remain true to their respective sides.  In that unstable environment Michael's Han Solo suddenly found himself Tied to a String, and placed in a kill box after not being willing to switch sides.  Though he survived the original capture with a nice Wookie Toss for the rescue, Duncan/Dooku and Evan/Leia were suddenly willing to switch sides!  Supreme Leader Snoke landed the final blow, and Michael peaced-out in seventh.

Julia and her General Grievous went from an early favorite to win the match to suddenly being without any alliance partners.  She played Grievous deftly, including regenerating her MagnaGuards, but she could only hold out so long before the piper came piping.  Elliot's Snoke once again scored the final hit and Julia bowed out in sixth.

Final Four negotiations.

Now there were only five Duelers:  previous dominant alliance members Duncan/Dooku and Evan/Leia, free agent Parker/Fennec, and amazingly, the short-sticked Ian/Beckett and Elliot/Snoke.  Evan had been playing so far below the radar I'm not sure everyone even realized he was at the table, but in the final five, the others became keenly aware of him.  Duelers misconstrued previous comments about Leia's card strength and started inventing imaginary cards in Evan's hand that would strike them all down in one fell swoop.  Poor Evan was the target, and a self-healing Improvise from Ian's Tobias Beckett punched Evan's card in fourth place.

A remarkable final three.

With Evan off the board, Parker made a bit of a social gaff by saying those with minor characters should work against those without.  He was trying to put the target on Elliot's Snoke, but Ian was without Val at that point, and he didn't take too kindly to the implication.  Parker was just playing his second Duel, and it's hard to remember a more plot-twisting night than what he achieved with Fennec.  However, he soon found himself the odd Dueler out, and rested in fourth.  Well done, Parker!

And then there were three!  Elliot and Ian had been partners the whole evening, but Elliot was concerned about going against a shooter at the end, so he tried to align with Duncan's Dooku.  However, that proved disastrous, as Duncan ultimately chose to partner with Ian's Beckett instead.  Try as Elliot might, he couldn't get Duncan to join him.  Once his Snoke was on his last line of health, he got a final attack in on Duncan's Dooku, who had been mostly healthy prior to that.  It included using his Force Lightning to push him to Ian's Beckett.  Ian stayed true to his alliance, though, and finished off Elliot in third.  Both he and Snoke were so close to their first-ever victory!

"The worst" is where the money is.

The final two was quite interesting, as Dooku was the superior character but Ian's veteran status was surely its own advantage.  He and Duncan traded blows, and both characters took their lumps for sure.  But Ian used his second Improvise of the night to heal, do major damage to Dooku, and recover cards for his last stand.  Duncan didn't know it, but Ian only had one non-Val card left in his hand, a 4-point attack for Beckett.  Ian used it and it was enough to finish off Duncan in second!  Ian won!!!

This was the first victory for the character of Beckett.  The win was also Ian's eleventh, moving him into second place on the all-time list!  Ian also moved into second place in the Dueler rankings.  Though Duncan didn't get the win, there's no denying he's on a major role right now with high finishes.  

Let's check the final order of finish again:

Unofficial 13.  Riley B./Rancor
12.  Miguel/Boba Fett
11.  Rob/Jango Fett
10.  JD/Mace Windu
9.  Curtis/Rey
8.  Andrew/Jyn Erso
7.  Michael/Han Solo
6.  Julia/General Grievous
5.  Evan/Princess Leia
4.  Parker/Fennec Shand
3.  Elliot/Supreme Leader Snoke
2.  Duncan/Count Dooku
1.  Ian/Tobias Beckett

Our next Duel is the October FIGHT NIGHT.  Based on the Baylor football schedule, it looks like Saturday, October 8th, will be the date.  Official confirmation and email for sign-ups should go out next Sunday.  Until then...may all your Rancors stay caged.



 


Friday, September 23, 2022

Preview: The Fall Brawl - September 24, 2022

 


Goodness gracious, can you believe we're already deep into September???  The weather is starting to cool (not really), the leaves are starting to turn (what leaves?), and everyone is wearing sweaters (everyone is sweaty).  It must be Fall!  And that can only mean...it's time for the FALL BRAWL!

This year's Brawl will be played in the Rancor dungeon, which also means we'll have 13 Duelers at the table.  One will be picked randomly to play as the Rancor, a four-space occupying, 30-health monster of death and destruction...on one of our smallest boards.  Sounds fun!


HISTORY OF THE FALL BRAWL:

2021 - Natalie won with Anakin Skywalker on the Kamino Platform
2020 - Ryan won with Jango Fett on Arvala-7
2019 - Ryan won with Mace Windu in the Carbon Freezing Chamber                                                
2018 - Courtney H. won with Emperor Palpatine in the Emperor's Throne Room
2017 - JD won with Han Solo in the Geonosis Arena
2016 - Ian won with Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Carbon Freezing Chamber
2015 - Rob won with Obi-Wan Kenobi on the Kamino Platform
2014 - David C. won with Darth Maul on the Kamino Platform

MEET THE DUELERS:

Andrew R. - The Fall Brawl marks Andrew's third Duel, and he'll be relieved to know Orson Krennic isn't an available character.  He's played him twice with poor results.

Curtis - Word on the street is that Curtis is nervous about qualifying for the 2022 Championship.  He hasn't secured a victory since last year's Doubleheader.

Duncan - Duncan is still on a nice little run, finishing in the top six in his last five Duels, including third place in last month's Doubleheader #1.

Elliot - He finished painfully close to his first career win in last month's Doubleheader #2.  Elliot has three top-four finishes in his last four Duels.

Evan - Some folks might be disappointed to be assigned the Rancor in the Fall Brawl, but Evan is openly campaigning to become the first repeat Dueler to pilot the dungeon monster.

Ian - Ian's streak of four Duels in the top four got snapped - or should I say smooshed? - in the Trash Compactor during Doubleheader #1, where he finished seventh with Han Solo.

JD M. - He took the Doubleheader off, but the last time JD played he finished an impressive second place with Darth Maul at the CL Training battle.  He also hates Rancors.

Julia - She showed absolutely no signs of rust at last month's Doubleheader, which marked her first official league Duels after playing the precursor matches nine years ago.  She had two top-five finishes!

Michael - It was a tale of two Duels for Michael at the Doubleheader last month.  He nearly pulled of a win in his first league Duel, finishing second with Moff Gideon, in the first game, but ninth place in the second.

Miguel - Boys and girls, get excited!  Miguel is back for his first Duel of the school year!  He had an infamous experience at last year's Rancor dungeon.

Parker - We're excited to welcome Parker back to the table!  He made his debut at CL Training, so this will mark his second career Duel.

Riley B. - The league's most excited rookie learned some hard lessons when he made his debut at the Doubleheader.  He's looking for a better finish this go-round.

Rob - Rob grossly won Doubleheader #1 last month, and nearly swept the night when his Luke Skywalker fell in second place to his daughter's Darth Vader.  

PLUSH POE PICKS THE WINNER


Poe...I can't believe I'm saying this, but you were actually 1-1 on your picks last week.  I may have underestimated you.  Who do you have winning this week?

"Happy bleeps here, buddy!"

Ok.  Poe likes Boba Fett to win the Fall Brawl.  Wait a second, do you here something...?

OH GOD - RUN POE, RUN!!!

"RAAWWWRRR!!!!"

Good lord, that got out of hand quickly.  Not sure if Poe or Boba are surviving that Rancor attack.  Well, we're back in the North Village Community Center again for the first time since COVID, feel free to swing on by and take a gander at the carnage!