Sunday, October 24, 2021

Fight Night - October 23, 2021

 


Emperor's Throne Room (via Mustafar)

Though the campus was quiet due to Fall Break, there were still the deafening sounds of light sabers clashing and blasters blasting in the North Village Classroom on Saturday night!  PEW PEW PEW!!!  Fight Night featured the debut of two new Duelers as well as a couple of historic firsts in the league.  Onto the recap!

Thank the maker - finally, a round table!

Fight Night technically took place in the Emperor's Throne Room, but we used the 3-D Mustafar edition (we miss you Ryan!).  Out of the gate the light and dark sides of the board tried to tempt the other into a flip, and though each side maintained the status quo through the first two rounds, it would be Kat's Rey who made the first shocking turn as she took a shot on Rob's Yoda on her way to defecting.

Not long after that Evan deployed his Dark Trooper next to Corona's Anakin Skywalker and Kidnapped him deep inside a dark side kill box.  Brutal!  Corona tried to hold out, but it would be a Force Lightning from Grant H.'s Supreme Leader Snoke that would sadly end Corona's night in last place.  He had to lug the Golden Jar Jar all the way back to East Village.

The light side was in chaos by that point.  Rob's Yoda tried to hold the line, but newbie Kevin, playing with Mace Windu, started shooting the little green Jedi!  The ultimate betrayal would come from Rob's daughter, Riley, who joined in on the mutiny with her Han Solo.  Rylie's Jango Fett landed the kill shot, and Rob was out early.

Miguel heralds Duncan's doom

With ten Duelers to go Peach's Jyn Erso was the next target for the mega-alliance.  She fought valiantly in her first Duel, but with no partners left and all of her good defense stuck at the bottom of her draw pile, she couldn't hold out long.  It would be Riley's Chewbacca, using a Wookie Toss, that would send her to the rails in tenth.

It was at this point of the game Miguel, playing with Darth Maul and bound and determined to get his first career top-six finish, called open season on Duncan's Count Dooku.  Duncan got cranky while Miguel was incredulous.  Duncan tried to talk his way out of it but others in the alliance jumped in too, and it would be Grant's Guard that delivered the death blow.  The defending Fight Night champion was out too soon!

The Force trying to exert his will.

It was about this point in the game where Miguel let it be known he was good with Evan's Moff Gideon and Grant's Supreme Leader Snoke.  The other five Duelers did not like the sound of that three-person alliance, forcing all three to back track from the declaration and start attacking each other.  Evan's Gideon, a key contributor to the early alliance, all of a sudden found himself with no partners.  Curtis' Kylo Ren moved in for the kill, using his Laser Cross-Guard.  Poor Evan was stuck in eighth.

Gideon inflicted major damage on Grant's Snoke before bowing out of the game, so he was ripe for the offing when Miguel excitedly rolled in to eliminate him in seventh place.  I don't recall a time seeing somebody so excited to finish in the top six of a Duel before, but it marked a personal best for Miguel, and he was overjoyed!  Unfortunately for him, he was low carded and low health.  Curtis' Kylo was in the neighborhood, and he reluctantly capped him in sixth.  Miguel was still happy.

Liquid-hot MAGMA

That made it five to go, and that's when Kat went into boss-mode.  As soon as Curtis' turn ended, she put the target on him.  Rey and Kylo drama!!!  So on brand.  Kevin/Mace, Rylie/Jango, and Riley/Han had no issue with that.  Kylo dropped some hits here and there, but he eventually fell to a lowly Mace Clone Trooper attack.  Still, that fifth place finish for Curtis marked a career-best finish for Kylo!  Curtis is playing so well right now an off-night still lands him in the top five!

And then there were four!  We had Kevin the rookie...and three women who said, out loud, it would be pretty cool to have the first-ever all-female top three!  And that's what they set out to do!  Though Kevin had a lot of cards in his hand, it turned out they weren't the right combination to last long.  He did manage to inflict damage on Han before Rylie's Zam ended his first Duel in fourth place.  Congrats Kevin, that's a heck of a debut!  You would never have known it was his first game with us.

History!

So, for the first time in league history, we had women in the top three spots!  Riley and Rylie were both banged up, and so was Kat, but she used her Rise of Skywalker heal card.  It was a good thing, too, because Riley's Chewbacca hit her with the second Bowcaster on the night!  Even though Riley and Rylie were both shooters, they ended up working against each other in hopes of gaining favor with Kat's Rey.  Riley's Han would fall first, after Rey hit her with a four point attack.  And after a brief chase around the board, Rylie's Jango was out in second...Kat won her first career Duel!!!  Congrats Kat!!!  And this also marked Rey's first win in the league!  That means the combined Palpatine win record is...



What a great night of Dueling!  And guess what?  It took just over three hours to play, start to finish!  AS IT SHOULD BE!  *hint hint*

Let's see that final order of finish:

12.  Corona/Anakin
11.  Rob/Yoda
10.  Peach/Jyn
9.  Duncan/Dooku
8.  Evan/Moff Gideon
7.  Grant/Snoke
6.  MIGUEL/DARTH MAUL
5.  Curtis/Kylo
4.  Kevin/Mace
3.  Riley/Han
2.  Rylie/Jango
1.  Kat/Rey

Thanks everyone for a historic night!  Next month is November, and that means... THANKSDUELING!  Right now we're looking at Saturday, November 6th, but we'll wait and see what the game time is for Baylor football at TCU before confirming.  This will also be the last chance to qualify for the 2021 Championship Duel in December!  Any Dueler who won in 2021 gets an automatic bid, and we'll fill the last chairs based on professional rankings.  Until then...may the force be with you.  Always.




Saturday, October 23, 2021

Preview: Fight Night - October 23, 2021

 


An unusually high concentration of home football games this month forced our annual October Duel, Fight Night, to be played on the Saturday of Fall Break.  But there's no break from the relentless awesomeness of DUELING!  12 enterprising individuals will brave the barren campus in hopes of bringing home a Count Dooku trophy to hang on their wall for the next 12 months.

To secure victory they'll have to traverse the Emperor's Throne Room via the planet Mustafar - that's right, our lava board will be the scene of the crime!  Eleven will burn to a crisp while one is left standing.  Pew pew!

FIGHT NIGHT HISTORY:

2020 - Duncan won with Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Naboo Reactor Pit
2019 - Rob won with Boba Fett in the Emperor's Throne Room
2018 - JD won with Mace Windu in the Carbon Freezing Chamber
2017 - Joel won with the Darth Vader in the Emperor's Throne Room
2016 - Stephen won with Emperor Palpatine in the Geonosis Arena
2015 - Curtis won with Han Solo in the Emperor's Throne Room
2014 - Grant won with Darth Vader in the Emperor's Throne Room

MEET THE DUELRS:

Since Fight Night is in October, and Halloween is in October, we always designate a Star Wars costume for each of the featured Duelers.  Here we go!

Corona - He finally got to make his debut at last month's Fall Brawl and proceeded to go on a murder spree with Darth Maul.  He was ruthless in all the best ways!  His Halloween costume should be...Cade Bane!

Curtis - Did you know that in the last six Duels Curtis has played, he's finished first four times and second the other two?  THAT IS INSANE AND THE BEST RUN IN LEAGUE HISTORY.  He has discovered a cheat code nobody else has.  For this ultimate success, Curtis should dress as...The Force for Halloween.  I know it's a bit abstract, but seriously, he's The Force.

Duncan - Nobody has more to lose at this Duel than Duncan...he's the defending champ!  He'd love to keep the Dooku trophy one more year, especially since it marks his first career victory.  Duncan's costume should be...Count Dooku!

Evan - You gotta love Evan's early success in his new Dueling career.  He's finished in the top five of his last three Duels and will be just one game away from turning pro after Fight Night.  With his impending rise in status, his perfect costume is...Padawan Anakin!

Grant H. - Nobody at the table is a bigger fan of the Star Wars universe than Grant.  In fact, I'll bet he even loved the Star Wars Visions episode "Tatooine Rhapsody," which is clearly the worst thing from Star Wars since the Christmas Special.  He should dress up as...Geezer!

Kat - She enters Fight Night coming off a career-best finish in second place at the Fall Brawl, and would love to notch her first victory Saturday night.  She's a ferocious Dueler, and her name is Kat, so her costume is a slam dunk Loth-Cat.

Kevin - Rookie Dueler alert!!!  We're proud to welcome Kevin to the table in his first-ever Duel!  Oh man, do you remember your first Duel???  So young, so innocent...Kevin's perfect Halloween costume is that lil' toddler padawan who jumped out of his skin when Anakin turned on his light saber after turning to the dark side and started cleaning out the nursery.

Miguel - I think this is it, it's finally going to happen...Miguel is going to finish in the top half of a Duel!  Everyone loves his chaotic energy at the table.  He should dress up as...Salacious Crumb!

Peach - Another rookie Dueler alert!!!  Miguel created a very convincing PowerPoint presentation for Peach, persuading her to join the nerdery Saturday night.  In reference to those slides, Peach's perfect Star Wars costume is...that piece of fruit Anakin uses the Force on while flirting with Padme on Naboo.

Riley - The tiny titan of terror is back in action.  She's had two top-three finishes in her last four Duels, so don't become entranced by her blue doe-eyes.  Her perfect Star Wars costume is...the Freman from the planet Dune.  Wait, what...?

Rob - The old man of the league has been on a nice run of late, with four top-five finishes in his last five Duels.  That includes a second place finish at last month's Fall Brawl.  Lor San Tekka is Rob's best costume!

Rylie - The mysterious Rylie loves to leave Rob in suspense with whether she'll play or not.  It's clearly a power display, to try and prove the game doesn't control her.  But who can resist the siren song of a 12-Way Duel???  For that reason, Rylie should dress up as...Max Rebo!


MONOPOLY PREDICTS THE WINNER:

Hooooooooooowdy everyone!!!

Hey Monopoly...we need this month's prediction.  I can't help but notice you missed again last month, and are now just 1-2 on the season.  Are you even good at this?

Hohoho!  Don't be such a crybaby, I don't need the..
WATER WORKS.  Hehehe, get it?

Why did I commit to a year of Monopoly jokes for a Star Ward blog?  Please...Monopoly...make with the pick.

Ooooh, this is a creepy one!  Snoke will win!!!

Well that's an interesting choice, Snoke hasn't won in the league yet.  We'll have to see how he does.  We play Saturday night at 7PM in the North Village Classroom - if you're magically back in town feel free to come and hang out!