Monday, May 6, 2024

May the 4th Be With You - May 4, 2024



Arvala-7

I hope you don't have a sweet tooth, because this game was SALTY!  So much fear which led to anger, anger which led to hate, hate which led to...YOU KNOW THE REST!  Let's recap the shooter's Duel, PEW PEW!

May the 4th Be With Them

This post is a couple of days late, so apologies if not all of the details are remembered.  The author of this post was on a lot of cold medicine, which his fellow Duelers learned means he can't keep his inside thoughts from becoming outside thoughts!

The front of this Duel was tediously slow as the dark and light wanted to remain united, and just as the action was picking up, Ian/Krennic played Peace and Security, dumping everyone's hands and leading to even more card drawing.  The first blood in the water was Isaiah's Jango Fett.  He was roughed up when Josh S.'s Lobot and Riley B.'s Jyn Erso came barging in.  Rob's Boba Fett chose to defect to the light side with a Rocket Retreat, though he refused to use it on Isaiah, since it was his last Duel.  That didn't stop Riley B., though!  Jyn took down Jango, and poor Isaiah was gone in last!!!  The league will miss him for sure - it's hard to think of a Dueler more well-loved than Isaiah.

Riley B./Jyn's bloodlust led him into the dark side territory, but he was woefully unprepared to defend himself once Jango was dead.  Ian/Krennic, Riley E./Moff Gideon, and Grant D./Cad Bane concentrated their efforts on the Rogue One hero.  A brutal There's No Shame In It 7-point attack from Cad Bane smoked Riley B./Jyn into eleventh.  Riley graduates this week too, but he took a job locally so I'm sure we'll see him at the table again in the future.

Mando and Lando in trouble.

The light side still had the numbers advantage, thanks in part to Bekah/Beckett defecting to their side after Ian/Krennic's opening Grenade earlier, but Rob/Boba decided to go for the rare double-defection.  Hopped up on Benadryl, he told the rest of the board they should focus on the three strongest characters in the game:  Elliot/Princess Leia, Jordann/The Mandalorian, and Josh/Land Calrissian.  He put his money where his mouth is when he used a combo Deadly Aim and Rocket Retreat to end Jordann's night early in tenth!

You could see the smoke coming out of Elliot's ears after the momentum shifted.  He made many compelling arguments but folks weren't eager to see Leia go deep.  Spencer/Bo-Katan used Aerial Assault to make the finishing shot - Elliot was out in ninth.  There were early rumblings about a chaplain alliance, but they ended up being the first four gone!!!

Alex A. lending a hand?

Josh, playing in his first Duel, found himself as the last standing shooter Rob had called out earlier.  He made some nifty moves, but couldn't withstand the coalition working against him.  Riley E.'s Moff Gideon was near death, and was twice about to be eliminated by Spencer's Bo-Katan before pledging to weaken others on the board if her life was spared.  Instead, Spencer's Night Owl offed Lando.  Not a bad first Duel, Josh!

Sweet 16 Eve

There were only six Duelers left, and Alex had been staying under the radar quite nicely with Han and Chewy.  He used the It's Not Wise Wookie toss to finally put Riley E. out of her misery in seventh.  The birthday girl was gone (Cinco de Riley!), and that's when Ian put the target on Han.  Krennic finished what he started with a 4-point shot.  It was the end of the road for Alex, but that sixth place finish marked a personal best!

With only five to go, Rob's Boba Fett was loaded, and spent an attack on Grant's Cad Bane.  He thought Grant and Ian/Krennic were a solid alliance, so he proposed a trio of himself, Spencer/Bo-Katan, and Bekah/Beckett work together.  But Bekah wouldn't even look Rob in the eye and Spencer kept trying to court Ian instead, who steadfastly refused to commit to anything past Boba biting the dust.  Rob kinda lost his mind since the Benadryl was wearing off, and the rest of the Duelers zapped him in fifth.

"I think Rob might have been right..."

Spencer's Quixotic attempt to court Ian came to a crashing thud once Boba was gone.  The three remaining Duelers all turned against his Bo-Katan.  Grant's Cad Bane got the last shot.  Spencer drowned his sorrows in Cane's, which is a tasty way to die.

The final three saw Bekah/Beckett and Grant/Cad Bane join forces against Ian's Orson Krennic.  Ian played his movements masterfully, though, running around the large rock structure in the center of the board.  That, combined with Bekah's atrocious dice luck, left Grant dueling Ian by himself.  Ian used another Peace and Security to weaken them both and used a deadly Hero of the Empire to stop Grant in third.  He was so close to being the first Dueler to ever win three Duels in a row!!!

This board is so pretty!!!

Bekah's Tobias Beckett was fully loaded, but Ian was in a beautiful rhythm with Krennic.  They danced around the board but Bekah was quickly on the ropes.  After a short chase Krennic fired off a winning shot - Ian won the game!!!  This is his second win of 2024.  Amazingly, Krennic defended his May the 4th Be With You title too, as he won last year!  I can't remember the last time a character repeated...

"Oh, it's beautiful!"

Final order of finish:

12.  Isaiah/Jango Fett
11.  Riley B./Jyn Erso
10.  Jordann/The Mandalorian
9.  Elliot/Princess Leia
8.  Josh S./Lando Calrissian
7.  Riley E./Moff Gideon
6.  Alex A./Han Solo
5.  Rob/Boba Fett
4.  Spencer/Bo-Katan Kryze
3.  Grant D/Cad Bane
2.  Bekah/Tobias Beckett
1.  Ian/Orson Krennic

Congrats again to Ian.  That concludes our 23-24 season of Epic Dueling!!!  Rob will host the Twin Sun Slam doubleheader sometime in June, he'll pick a date once the fog of sickness has cleared his head.  Isaiah and Riley B. - we love you!  Thanks for all the memories!!!

May the Force be with you.  Always.


Friday, May 3, 2024

Preview: May the 4th Be With You - May 4, 2024


I'm not sure how it's already May, but here we are fellow Duelers!  The 23-24 academic year is coming to a close, as is our tenth (!!!) year of 12-way Duels.  A decade is officially in the books once we play this Saturday's May the 4th Be With You Duel, the highest holy day of the Dueling calendar and Star Wars fandom in general.  We'll be on the Arvala-7 board and we're making this one an all-shooters Duel.  PEW PEW!

HISTORY OF THE MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU DUEL:

2023 - JD M. won with Orson Krennic in the Narkina 5 Imperial Prison
2022 - Rob won with Kylo Ren on the Conveyex Train
2021 - Kaleb won with Jango Fett in the Trash Compactor
2020 - Ryan won with Han Solo on the Kamino Platform
2019 - Riley won with Emperor Palpatine in the Emperor's Throne Room
2018 - Rob won with Mace Windu in the Emperor's Throne Room
2017 - JD N. won with Yoda in the Emperor's Throne Room
2016 - Chris K . won with Jango Fett in the Emperor's Throne Room
2015 - Rob won with Jango Fett in the Carbon Freezing Chamber

MEET THE DUELERS:

Alex A. - poor Alex has been holding onto the Golden Jar Jar since his unfortunate last place finish at January's A New Hope.  He'll gladly trade it in for the Golden Obi!

Bekah - after three straight top-five finishes, Bekah reached professional status with a rough exit in tenth at last month's Duel of the Fates.  Did she turn her assignments in on time that night?

Elliot - Elliot comes into May the 4th with three top-three finishes in his last four Duels.  He's tasted victory and wouldn't mind adding a second trophy to his current collection.

Grant D. - the feel good story of the 23-24 season only got better last month as Grant, fresh off his first win in almost six years, won just six days later at Duel of the Fates!

Ian - this will be Ian's last Duel as an unmarried man!  His pending nuptials hasn't distracted his play, four of his last five Duels have been top-five finishes.

Isaiah - the May the 4th Duel is always emotionally tough because we have to say goodbye to some of our friends.  This includes two-time winner Isaiah, who is playing his last Duel!!

Jordann - new professional alert!  May the 4th will mark her sixth Duel, adding her to the professional ranks.  She'd love to improve upon her second place finish at The Imperial March.

Josh S. - ...and a new Dueler alert!  Josh is jumping in for his first Duel right at the end of the year, but it's never too late for your first Duel.  

Riley B. - the bad news first: Riley graduates from Truett next weekend.  The good news: he got a job at a local church, so we're sure to see him at the Dueling table again in the future.

Riley E. - the long-standing tradition of Riley getting to Duel the night before her birthday is back!  Winning her second May the 4th would make a particularly sweet 16th birthday.

Rob - he's had mixed results since winning the 2023 Championship, but Rob did finish in second place at last month's Duel of the Fates.

Spencer - bad luck with on-call schedules has prevented Spencer from joining his second Duel, but he's finally free for May the 4th!

Tears, laughter, and anger are sure to flow Saturday night!  Feel free to swing by the North Village Classroom at 7PM to catch the action.  PEW PEW PEW!