It's been almost fifty days since our last Duel! I've got the shakes...I need a fix!!! Have no fear, fellow Dueling junkies, The Imperial March is here! On second thought, have a LOT of fear...the IMPERIAL MARCH IS HERE!
HISTORY:
2015 - The craziest ending in Duels history, Grant was "Force Drained" down to one card...his BOWCASTER! Which Chewie used to kill Ian and give Grant the epic win.
2016 - Alex's Padme used a "Precise Shot" to finish off Chris' Obi-Wan Kenobi to give Anakin the win.
MEET THE DUELERS:
Dalton - Awesome news for Dalton...he reaches professional status with this match! And he's coming off a second place finish at the Valentine's Duel to boot.
Ethan - What's that smell...? FRESH MEAT! Ethan is making his rookie debut after playing the role of peaceful observer at the Valentine's Duel.
Grant - Grant has finished in fifth place in three of his last four Duels and has a career average of a perfect 5.00. Next time you see him, give him a "high five." HA! Get it!?!
Ian - He notched his third career victory at the Valentine's Duel with Darth Maul...which also happened to be Maul's third victory but first since...September of 2014!
JD - There are people in this world that will log onto a computer, Google "Star Wars Trophies," find pictures of JD's handiwork, and then commission JD to make them one for a substantial amount of money. Just when I think this league has reached maximum insanity...
Jonathan - After a nifty second place finish in January, Jonathan took a tumble at the Valentine Duel when he finished in 11th place after drawing yet another bottom ranked character. He's been assigned a handicapped character in over half of his Duels.
Liz - Dalton isn't the only one going pro! Liz will try to rebound from her ninth place finish at A New Hope as she enters the hallowed halls of professional ranking.
Rob - Rob's mediocre sixth place finish with Boba Fett at the Valentine's Duel marked only the second time he has played with the bounty hunter in 35 career Duels.
Ryan - Ryan achieved his best finish since the 2016 Doubleheader at the Valentine's Duel by pulling into third place with Count Dooku. He nearly won the game...
Samuel - Yet another noob is making his first career appearance at a 12-Way Duel. The Kokernot Kid hopes his small game experience will translate onto the big stage.
Stephen - Poor Stephen has finished last place in three of his last four matches...this after finishing first in two of his previous three Duels. He is a man of extremes.
Stevie - Stevie looked like the man to beat at the Valentine's Duel until Dalton and Ian betrayed him with four players left. The soon-to-be-married Dueler would love record his first career victory.
MAGNETIC LEGO ADMIRAL ACKBAR PREDICTS THE WINNER:
Uh-oh. When a fish starts swimming upside down, they're close to death. The same might be true for Ackbar. He hasn't successfully predicted a winner since the Doubleheader. But he likes Obi-Wan for the March Duel.
Magnetic Lego Admiral Ackbar's Prediction Record:
1-8.
That's all for now - feel free to stop by North Village around 8PM on Saturday to witness the IMPERIAL MARCH for yourself!
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