I had to beg, scratch, and steal just to find a dozen roses to play this Friday. Perhaps real life love is interfering with our hallowed Valentine's Duel? After five years, is Dueling love dead???
You can't teach heart, but you can cut cheap imitations of them out of red construction paper. And what does that have to do with our Valentine's Duel? Absolutely nothing. I'm just running out of ideas to lead off these preview posts and need some filler.
VALENTINE'S DUEL HISTORY:
2018 - Ryan won with Darth Vader in the Emperor's Throne Room
2017 - Ian won with Darth Maul on the Kamino Platform
2016 - Grant won with Han Solo in the Carbon Freezing Chamber
2015 - Rob won with Darth Vader on the Kamino Platform
MEET THE DUELERS:
For the second year in a row, we'll introduce the Duelers by the Star Wars Valentine cards they'll be passing out this year:
Ben H.:
Chris W.:
Courtney H.:
Curtis:
Daniel:
Ian:
Jack:
JD:
Joel:
Kaleb:
Riley:
Rob:
TREY REY PREDICTS THE WINNER:
Alright, it's time to check in with our favorite split-personality prognosticators, Trey Rey! Friends, what can you tell us? And keep in mind you're 0-7 with your picks this season...
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| Lil' Rey: we're picking up on your impatience, nerd. Big Rey: YEAH! WE'RE A BIT DISTRACTED WITH THAT PSYCHO KYLO REN. CHECK OUT THIS STUPID VALENTINE PRESENT HE SENT! Lego Rey: yEaH, NIcE tRy, kylO. We pICk YouR dAd TO wiN, juST To MAkE yOU maD!!! |
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| Kylo Ren: SURPRISE! My Trojan Frog plan worked perfectly. Now, Trey Rey...YOU WILL BE MINE, VALENTINES! |
Is it weird that I play with my daughter's Star Wars toys more than she does? Don't answer that. Join us Friday night to see love die, slowly, for eleven romantics!
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